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February 13, 2010

.: Bang..!! tolong kitorang bang.. kitorang nak balik raya cina ni :.


tragedi :kisah si A dan si Z
tempat kejadian :kolej zamrud, uitm penang
masa berlaku :11.00-11.30 pagi nak ke
tengahari

A ajak Z pegi cari rokok kat wing sebelah
sebab mase tu masing2 tgah xde brg
tmbh2 pulak nak wat 'investment'
lagi la mencari brg tu
Z pon pegi la dgn A kt wing sblh
(nak pegi wing sblh kne gune lif)
target pertama kt tokan
punye smgt aku kire duit syiling
skali tokan pon da xde brg
aduh...!!! hampa la siot
tinggal rokok org tua je,
si surya yg sembunyi dlm gudang simpan garam

A : "cm ne ni Z, mane nk cari lg ni?"
Z : "mane aku tau dowh"
A : "owh xpe2, aku ade lg satu lubang, jom2"

A dan Z pon pegi la tgkat atas
mane tau naseb2 ade lg yg blom gerak balik
fuh..!!! ade la wei...hahaha
nsb baik ade, dpt sorg sbtng
muke msng2 da mcm dpt result dekan
dekan ke lecturer ke tu sume x peduli
yg pntg A ngn Z da dpt ape yg dorg nak

A ngn Z pon turun la lif
nk balik kt wing dorg
tggu punye tggu punye tggu
smpai pon lif yg A ngn Z nk naik ni
bile da dpt naik je
tibe2 Z bole terpikir
bnde plg bangang dlm hdp die
si A ni pulak boleh melayan je
fikiran bangang si Z ni

Z : "wei, ko nk rase lif ni separuh x?"
A : "nak2, ko try r dowh"

si Z ni dgn bangganye bkak
pintu lif tu mase lif tu tgah brgrak
tbe2 lif tu trsngkut kt tgah2
naik xle, trun pon xle
arghhh..!!! sial la Z ni
puas si A ngn Z tkn butng kt situ
mmg cnfrm xle bkak da pintu tu
aduh....siot r Z ni

A ngn Z da mule brpeluh
msng2 gelak sbb ke-bangangan si Z tu
A rase mcm hantuk je pale Z kt dinding lif tu
da lbh 15 minit kt dlm tu
A pon try bkak pintu lif tu
punye la pyh nak bkak
last2 dpt jugak bkak
mmg siot r pyhnye nk bkak pinu lif tu
hahaha....
bile da brjaya bkak je
teros pggil org yg ad dkat2 situ

"bang2..!! tolong ktorg bang, ktorg trsngkut dlm lif ni
ktorg nak balik cuti raya cina bang..."



(gambar hiasan)

hiasan la sangat gambar ni
ni gambar plg real budak yg
trsangkut dlm lif tu





lepas je A ngn Z dpt kuar dr lif tu
abg technician tu teros letak
bende kuning ala-ala digi tu dpn lif
angkara si A dan si Z tu la
lpas ni A da xnk naik lif ngn Z lagi
takot lpas ni lif ni jadi suku pulak

***********************************

rokok oh rokok
penghisap rokok lbh rela x mkn
hanya disbbkan sebatang rokok
yg mmpu untuk mengurangkan
populasi dunia dr masa ke semasa


A = arep zakwan
Z = zaki jaffri


surya si gudang garam
nusan si hutan belantara
jalur emas bin bukit siap
winston si rokok ringan

2 comments:

padie_eyla said...

hahaha~
atok! kje gile!!

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