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October 11, 2009

.: C.E.R.M.I.N :.



Wahai cermin sakti yg mengong lagi ajaib...
tunjuk-kan aku wajah lelaki yg di-lahir-kan
hensem dan teror...plinggg...!!!



wei..!! ni bukan teror.. tp ni terrorist
aku ckp teror la..teror.!!.teror.!!.
mmmmm...dan hensem ea....;-)
plinggg...!!!

(ngeh3....)

(ahaks...!!!)

kenapa kita panggil objek aneh ni cermin???
cermin ni ap sbnrnye ek??...ade mcm cermin tak??
klu nk mkn cermin ni bole tak??
cermin ni slh satu objek yg mmg kite semua
perlu-kan + guna-kan + perlu-kan + guna-kan
dlm kehidupan sehari2-an kite...tanpa cermin??
hidup tiada makna...tiada makna kite tuang bedak
byk2 kat muke tp tak dpt nak setting tebal nipis
bedak kat muke tu....sng2 tak yah pakai bedak la bai..!!!
jgn tak tau...cermin ni pon org le wat filem tau..!!


byk lg cermin yg di-ekploitasi.....antaranya.....



CERMIN MUKA....

"hey pempuan..!!! ko pegi cermin sket muke ko tu..."
pnah tak korg dgr ayat cm ni???...mesti pnah kn...
tu la gune-nye cermin kak oi...cermin la muke tu...
da name pon cermin muke...cermin kan-lah diri anda...
da dpt tenung cermin tu...jgn la tenung smpai bole tembus...
kang retak dan kulat pulak cermin tu...
jgn la korg ber-riak2 pulak...
tau la korg tu hensem/cantik lagi cun/macho tapi hancor...
tenung cermin dan berdoa-lah kamu....

"Allahumma anta hassanta holqi
fahassin huluqi...."

"Ya Allah...engkau telah mencipta-kan tubuhku
sedemikian indah...maka perindah-kan-lah pula
kelakuan dan akhlak-ku..."

"Oh Allah...You have made my body
beautiful so beautify my character also...."

CERMIN MATA

'Dari mata turun ke hati...dari hati terbit-lah cinta'
tp klu rabun cm ne??...takot teros turun ke usus je...
klu da rabun tu...pegi la wat cpt2 cermin mata...
te gedik2 pulak nak ikot fesyen, trend zaman skg...
ade yg nk bingkai tebal...bingkai plastik...
ade pulak tu nak yg takde bngkai...
sukati korg la nak ape pon...
janji korg bole cam mak ayah sendiri...

CERMIN PANDANG SISI dan BELAKANG

disebabkan takde bende ni lah...
kepala anjing jd teleng...
mane tak nye...asal kne baling batu je..
mesti die nak toleh...sa
mpai teleng anjing tu...
ish3...
hakikat-nye kenderaan be motor je yg ade..
naseb bek ade...klu tak...dgn aku2 skali teleng...
tp ade gak jantan2 tak gune yg tak gune -kan
'side mirror' ni se-baEk mngkin...
usha awek la... ape lagi an...

p/s : yg mane awek2 kat luar sne yg perasan
ade jantan usha gune side mirror...
korg amek je side mirror tu...
letak kt basikal korg..hahaha


CERMIN TINGKAP

bgn pg bkak tingkap...nk tido tutup tingkap
betol tak???....
klu tgk citer P.Ramlee... ade 'Ahli Mesyuarat Tingkap'...
lepas tu kne tarik telinga dgn bini die..
cermin tingkap ni klu ta
kde...aduh...
susah hidop makcik2 kt luar sane tu...
cm ne nk bergosip doe...tingkap la satu2-nye
aset yg die ade...lgpon klu takde tingkap...
langsir nak letak mane bang...takkan nk letak
kat dlm keta kot...kan3???

******************************************************************
2 hari sebelum raye aritu...aku sebok2 r kemas2 umah
tgah sdp2 pasang lngsir...tangga yg aku pnjat tu
ter-kena plak kat cermin kt bwh tu...
prankkk....!!!! pecah...retak seribu beb....
da la tu cermin member aku yg bg...
die bg kat aku time nak abes matrik dulu...
da tak dpt aku nk setting rambut blkg aku...



p/s : sorry ye naim...aku tak sengaje la...

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C E R M I N.......
di depan-ku kau jgn la b e r s i n...
nanti b a c i n...
siyes gua ckp... b a c i n...!!!!















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